Bangeth me you sex goddess.
I have to now. Hot giggity.
Drew this for my bbyz :* love you sexy bitch
She’s been thinking of me c;
It’s full of love. Love that makes me miss people. A desire for constant change. And it is bursting with emotions that I won’t allow myself to feel.
The most important things I have to say are never spoken.
Baby: I got this dad. I rather drink milk than wear a neck brace anyway.
Baby: When you are done with the bottle can you change the channel to Doc Mcstuffins, I feel a tantrum coming.
Parent: You're not into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse anymore?
Baby: Dad, I'm 8 months old. I'm not a moron. The plot is always the same, it's mind numbing.
Parent: Woah woah, what are you doing?!?!
Baby: Taking my diaper off and painting the couch with poo, chill out dad.
Parent: Please stop and don't move, you're going to get it everywhere.
Baby: It's in my hair :( Save me.
Parent: What did we learn today?
Baby: I can't be trusted.