This Face is Instasexy I know I'm not perfect
and I don't live to be
but before you start pointing fingers
make sure your hands are clean
-BM

wearyxeyes:

the-vegan-mothership:

This is a bunny at a L’oreal lab. L’oreal does a lot of cruel needless animal testing. Please don’t buy products made by L’oreal. The more products they sell, the more animals are tortured.

Kimberly Butler

Heart breaking.

val-entine said:
You're so cute!!! ;-;

You’re such a sweetheart, stop it. 

starry-eyed-little-lies said:
Bangeth me you sex goddess.

I have to now. Hot giggity.

starry-eyed-little-lies:

Drew this for my bbyz :* love you sexy bitch

She’s been thinking of me c;

princesseu:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

fuck

This Heart of Mine

It’s full of love. Love that makes me miss people. A desire for constant change. And it is bursting with emotions that I won’t allow myself to feel.
The most important things I have to say are never spoken.

Parenting would be so much easier if babies could talk Parent: Hey, I'm gonna heat up your bottle really quick. Pinky promise you won't throw yourself down the stairs?
Baby: I got this dad. I rather drink milk than wear a neck brace anyway.
Parent: Cool.
Baby: When you are done with the bottle can you change the channel to Doc Mcstuffins, I feel a tantrum coming.
Parent: You're not into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse anymore?
Baby: Dad, I'm 8 months old. I'm not a moron. The plot is always the same, it's mind numbing.
Baby:
Parent: Woah woah, what are you doing?!?!
Baby: Taking my diaper off and painting the couch with poo, chill out dad.
Parent: Please stop and don't move, you're going to get it everywhere.
Baby: It's in my hair :( Save me.
Parent: What did we learn today?
Baby: I can't be trusted.


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